Dear bicyclists of [insert city/municipality name here]:
Please consider a few things before you rant about my driving practices and complain about my discontent for how the majority of bicyclists handle themselves on major streets amongst traffic.
1 – I, contrary to what you may think, have no problem with you. Please don’t take my discontent for the average bicyclist to heart. Unless, of course, you were the one driving in the middle of the right lane of the curvy part of Lamar at 15mph during rush hour. In that case, screw you. You need to either learn to use back roads or learn to ride your bicycle faster than 15mph.
2 – I support public transportation, walking, bicycling, and carpooling. I care about the environment, and I do as much as I can to reduce my impact on it, as well as the impact of those around me. I live at The Triangle. You may say it’s just like Dallas (*obviously* you’ve never been to Dallas), but it affords me the ability to walk to several restaurants/eateries, a few convenience stores, a drug store, a liquor store, and my favorite bar. I have a bicycle. I don’t ride it because I’m too tired after my 60 hour work week to even think, yet alone pedal around in 104 degree heat.
3 – Why is it that you MUST take major roads all the way to your destination? I know that it’s not possible in all cases to take back roads, but it is in most. There is no reason you need to ride 12mph down a 3 mile stretch of Guadalupe. Take Rio Grande or Ave H. They all go to the same place. Taking back roads for the majority of your trip is not only less annoying for drivers-of-cars, but safer for you. Far, far safer. Have you seen the way most people operate motor vehicles? I’m afraid to be in a car near them, yet alone a bike.
4 – I don’t drive like the people you talk about when you bitch about clumsy, inconsiderate driving. Please keep this in mind when bitching at me about how hard it is to ride a bicycle in the city.
5 – I would ride the bus to work if I could. I have before, and only stopped after my life was threatened on the 338 by a man with a knife who followed me home. As it stands, I would have to transfer twice, then walk or ride a bicycle the rest of the way. That would be fine with me if the rest of the way wasn’t a 3 mile leg of Capitol of Texas Highway through the hill country. I work in a professional environment, and carry a laptop to work every day. The risk is far too high for me to be riding a bicycle down Highway 360 at rush hour twice a day. Not to mention, it looks bad to walk into a 9:00 conference covered in sweat. This is Texas, after all. Given this information, how do you propose I get to and from work without the assistance of a motor vehicle? Please, indulge me.
6 – I will vote yes on the bicycle paths. I will do my best to help this city accommodate bicycle and foot traffic. I am, after all, a pedestrian myself. I will not, however, stand idly by and let laws be created that disadvantage me when a bicyclist does something stupid like pull out in front of me when I’m going 40mph. Given the choice to swerve into another car, or hit the bicyclist, I’ll probably choose the bicyclist. They may die. That is not my fault, and I refuse to let it be. Your bicycle will do far less damage to my car than my car and the car I would hit avoiding you will do to each other. Not to mention, if I swerve into that car, multiple people could die, not just one. Drive your bicycle with the same precaution and consideration with which you expect me to drive my car. It’s only fair.
7 – No, I will not give you and your bike a ride home from downtown because you’re too tired to ride. You should have thought of that before you rode your bike downtown. Take the bus next time.
These are just a few of my thoughts on a recent rant by a bicyclist friend of mine. I’d love some feedback. Only constructive conversation, though. No bitching. That would wholly defeat the purpose of this post.